c_hooley @ 2006-11-02T01:07:00

2006-11-02T01:07:57Z

halloween was ace
me and ben got dolled up as zombies and looked a right set of pricks
then beechy and rich and emma came down looking the same so it was all good :D
jamie was a fairy.
i think.
:D
got mashed at the cockpit and lost everyone for about an hour
went home and had the best pizza you can get from gangsters dog kennels, swear that place used to be a pisser :S

fucking ace day today
need a job though lark
proper do need to start looking or im gonna run out of money
but meh
fuck it for now!

went to uni this morning and it was boring until the lecturer person started making jokes so i just kept yelling LOL then the fire alarm went off in some lasses little presentation (cunt) and so i shouted "FUCKING LEG IT". johhny laughed.

gonna go home tomoro i rekon
need to
need a good meal instead of eating skin and bits of fruit and that
:D

saw the gossip too tonight
boy shes big but she sure can jig
and sing
seen some really good gigs recently, klaxons, MR LIF (nigger, but its cool) and the rapture :D
yeaaaaah

so yeah tomoro should be ok, gonna have a laugh at uni. if i get up

fucking nakered but FUCK IT
its all alright

i miss her but i dunno :S tis right royally fucked

c_hooley @ 2006-10-28T16:22:00

2006-10-28T16:25:06Z

ive been proper bored
its to do with uni shit
cheered up a bit though cos i got it sorted i reckon
just gona run out of moolah

doing the video at the moment, should be good, sick of twats letting me down though, in all manners and ways

last night was wierd, i was in a mood and ended up looking after whitney cos she was down. was a poor poor poor affair it was.

at the moment i hate:

star
routine
le tigre being played everywhere (not even that good)
money
scenesters
snobs
pakis
yobs
the homeless
carpe
not being home
mess

at the moment i like:

leeds

bloc party
morrissey
mbv
blondie
hundred reasons

beechy
josh
oddball
johnny
tom
danny
BEN
no girls, girls suck

i rekon im gonna go see abby soon cos i miss her loads :D
and im currently writing again after the whole, loosing my computer incident!
so stay tuned! should be funny.

This Weekend

2006-10-23T01:25:56Z

Friday

Ben lives in this massive old brothel down in the ghetto, i was on my own down at the halls of residence (or ghetto #2, next to armly of course) and so thought it would be a good idea to go up to his where tom and danny were. were already drunk. /stoned?....oddball?.

so yeah we just got blatently pissed up there, well anyways after a few down at mine before, i did, the others were just a bit fresh i guess. we played battlefield and shaved our pubes. it was love. pure love on the pube pulling stick. well maybe not pure love, save that for the inside of dannys dressing gown which he had me wearing last night

so yeah we got fucked there then decided at about stupid o'clock that we'd get a bus. of which on the journey toward it, i fell over and had a mint thrown at me by some bitch ass niggers, so pissed off at that and just pissed in general decided to start shouting nigger at people on the bus...what a loser/nigger

start was shit, i dont remember carpe but i know it was shit. oh i was sick and kissed a girl named rosie.star was shit. got a decent arse shot of whitney taking her kegs off and shitting in the bushes. its on my phone just ask. star was shit, its not the same without beechy jumping around on all-fours(belive, its possible) e'd off his tits. i miss that lad a lot.a hell of a lot.

anyways went back with rosie and out of the cab we were screaming rip off at the g' trying to skank us out of six quid from Halo (we didnt go) to woodhouse flats

woke up sat morning, we walked into town, then i met josh and kate, sat down for a curry and chinese in spice quater but then realised it was too profesionaly sophisticated for its own good and wandered around town for a bit then went to no1's which was nice but they run out of chicken balls, which was shit cos i love my poultry nadds.

met mi mam for a pint and then waited for helen to get in. still like her a lot and its really hard cos she says she wants to be on her own for the moment, but that she really still likes me. bah its forever an issue, forever pathetic. forever a pain in my life. :@ but it went really well :D

so then went to bens in a taxi,again, back to the ambbm AMBBM! brap! fucking g's were all over the place, all over yer face, when i got out of the taxi so i had to pull my nine out and get a few caps in there legs to scare them off. i killed a man but he was...well you know......y'know.a G' anyway!
..............................what you think i was gonna say?!?!

had shots again and more games on battle field. its mint is that game but toms shit at it. tom was on southpark. we saw an ugly girl who had a face like a plastic bag. oddball pissed himselg when i said that.

on the walk up to bassment as its now called! or should be anyway danny came out with the best of the weekend, well maybe....there were some good ones.

GIRLS IN LIMO "WEHAYYYYY WOOOO WAEEEAEEE!!?!"
TOM "WOOOOO WANKERS"

DANNY " SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSS!!!"

it was a good night but inevitable we ended up in cockpit, naturlich!
i danced around like a nobhead cos the music wasnt up to scratch, as ever. saw the ugliest 40 year old virgin in the world who was wanting to kop off with tarik, she looked like a witch! BITCHIN WITH THE WITCHIN....

my bag went missing so i had a word with one of the big guys if theyd seen it, but they said theyed let the doormen know. gutted, i couldnt find it, but then low and behold, josh, godbless him, saw it, but it was round the neck of a right old meathead. Enter me and danny. we went over to get it back, i took it off his neck and he threw it at me, i was like WHAT YOU GOT MY BAG FOR MUVVVA and he was like COS I IS EIGHT FOOT TALLER THAN YOU and i was like IM EIGHT FOOT TALLER THAN YER MAM, and he was like FUCK OFF so i got mi nine out...and turns out he was a jew.....so he got thrown out of the club :D
delight to my eyes it was! dont mess with my crew! or me....

went back to dannys, argued with my best friend, cos he doesnt treat the close ones right anymore, and generealy had a laugh

went to leeds when we woke up on the ghetto mobile and grabbed a KFC, it was delicious, josh lent me a quid! :D least he keeps mi belly happy! good lad!

i miss beechy more now, but fridays nearly here.
gonna see MR LIF on TUESDAY n am off to the eureka place where you went as a kid on the same day. gonna be a laugh.im a bit fucking stoned as i write this.

MTV2 and me and TREE and Art goes pop NEED PEOPLE TO GET DOWN TO WIRE ON THURSDAY IF THEY WANNA BE IN A VIDEO!its deffo gonna be on mtv2! get onto me for more details